{"id":73,"date":"2010-10-09T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/2010\/10\/09\/why-a-dunking-booth-is-a-true-representation-of-america\/"},"modified":"2019-03-31T09:23:37","modified_gmt":"2019-03-31T13:23:37","slug":"why-a-dunking-booth-is-a-true-representation-of-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/2010\/10\/09\/why-a-dunking-booth-is-a-true-representation-of-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Why A Dunking Booth Is A True Representation Of America"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Last night I participated in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wyomingseminary.org\/\">Wyoming Seminary&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0&#8220;Cannonball For A Cure&#8221;. \u00a0In this event students, faculty children, teachers and administrators did cannonballs into the swimming pool to raise money for breast cancer research. \u00a0Students made donations all week to see which of the adults in the community would have to get in the pool. \u00a0The natatorium was full of spectators, and the students cheered ardently as their coaches, teachers and dorm parents had to walk the plank. \u00a0<b>Because everyone loves to laugh at the expense of their betters<\/b>. \u00a0As the seasons turn from summer to fall, it is likely that carnivals and county fairs are receding into your rear-view mirror. \u00a0Besides the chance to see award-winning livestock, ride the Ferris wheel and eat every variety of fried food under the sun, these events are often accompanied by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eagletribune.com\/local\/x1703950013\/Valley-celebrates-America-with-parades-dunk-tank-and-fireworks\">chance to use a dunking booth, which is sometimes the most popular attraction<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><BR><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">The dunking booth, sometimes known as a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dunk_tank\">dunk tank<\/a>&#8221; is a contraption which places someone on a stool suspended over a tank of cold water. \u00a0The stool is connected to a spring-loaded mechanism, which when struck by a thrown baseball releases the occupant into the drink. \u00a0While many people find it fun to sit on the \u00a0stool and be dunked, especially on hot days, the <i>ne plus ultra<\/i>\u00a0of dunking booths occurs when the person getting dunked is a person of some prestige and dignity. \u00a0Just Google &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=dunk+tanks+principal#sclient=psy&amp;hl=en&amp;q=%22dunk+tank%22+principal+OR+boss&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=&amp;aql=&amp;oq=&amp;gs_rfai=&amp;pbx=1&amp;fp=5a996d56de453056\">dunk tank&#8221; principal OR boss<\/a>\u00a0and if the 75,000 results don&#8217;t convince you that the chance to force your employer, supervisor, local politician or pushy spouse is a popular American tradition, then I don&#8217;t know what will. \u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/josephjordan9237.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/dunking-booth.jpg?w=300&amp;h=231\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/josephjordan9237.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/dunking-booth.jpg?w=300&amp;h=231\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><BR><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">The reason why everyone loves the chance to dunk an authority figure is because it gives the dunker the chance to feel a sort of equality with the dunkee. What is more levelling than the chance to humiliate someone who is in a position to humiliate you every day? \u00a0What is more American than the ability to say to someone, &#8220;you&#8217;re not better than me&#8221; and then prove it by soaking them in cold water (by throwing a baseball no less)? \u00a0Americans like to believe that our country is a meritocracy, where people are promoted due to their innate talents, skills and attributes, not on who they are related to, or how much money they have. \u00a0But sometimes this fantasy is shaken and when we see people who we don&#8217;t respect in positions of leadership and responsibility we can lose faith. \u00a0What better way to restore our confidence in America than by showing one of these blowhards that we are &#8220;throwhards&#8221; and that our skills sufficient to get them wet and embarrassed?<\/span><\/div>\n<p><BR><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">But there is another way in which the dunking booth is like America. \u00a0At the end of the day, your boss\/teacher\/principal\/police chief\/local politician\/pushy spouse will climb out of the tank, dry him or herself off, and go right back to being in charge. \u00a0And the person who paid $5 to throw the ball will be in exactly the same position as before, just poorer. \u00a0In other words, while we believe in the American Dream (that anyone can make it if they are talented and try hard enough), for most people this &#8220;dream&#8221; evaporates when they wake up. \u00a0Either they aren&#8217;t actually talented, or their efforts are insufficiently zealous, or &#8220;the man&#8221; is just too strong. \u00a0Because while there is little in life as temporarily exciting as dunking someone in a booth, the thrill is ephemeral and once past is hard to recall. \u00a0And the next day the roles are once again reversed.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><BR><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">The world is a complicated place, and life isn&#8217;t always what it seems. \u00a0That&#8217;s why something as seemingly simple as a dunking booth is in many cases a meaningful symbol of how things really are.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Views: 717<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I participated in Wyoming Seminary&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;Cannonball For A Cure&#8221;. \u00a0In this event students, faculty children, teachers and administrators did cannonballs into the swimming pool to raise money for breast cancer research. \u00a0Students made donations all week to see which of the adults in the community would have to get in the pool. \u00a0The natatorium [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[340],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dunk-tank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":473,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/473"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ethanlewis.org\/icarus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}